I’m not just being funny. I seriously think that sooner or later, aliens would admit to visiting this world and living with us humans for months. They think they can fool us, but they don’t know that I know their dirty little secret. How innovative, they started with one alien at a time to conquer our world, and they chose to begin with the most obvious: Lady Gaga.
No offense to Gaga fans, but I think the star is just so outerwordly, and I mean it in a good way. Behind the outrageous outfit and heavy make up is a real talent. What a performer! What a voice! What an outfit! Plus she writes her own songs. All these elements fit together perfectly to conquer our world. I agree that with her, pop music will never be low brow. Lady Gaga is like my dream come true.
But the one thing that really magnets me towards Stefani Joanna Angelina Germanotta, aside from true talent, is that she writes bisexual lyrics. Here, she explains what the song Poker Face is about:
In the acoustic version, the bisexuality of the lyrics get clearer when she changes from a masculine to a feminine pronoun in the chorus:
Lady Gaga, please do a show here in Manila! I did not watch the Davids’ concert so that I could save more money for when you come, I could purchase a ticket nearer the stage. And you can always conquer my world anytime.
